this is immensely funny to me
my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they're meowing back at her
This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!
God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.
Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.
God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.
Gabriel: ...’Kay?
God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.
Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?
I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems
this is a brilliant description on it's own, but @madamescarlette 's tags??????? they have slayed me??????
#faith has just dragged her hands across her face and gotten up off the bathroom floor#charity has just taken deep breaths after sending something serious but necessary#hope has had her face on the steering wheel of her parked car for the past ten minutes#and finally stands up to go in even though it's hard
Always pleasing to see that scholars of the ancient philosopher Diogenes are still on the loose. Anti-capitalist street poster. Newtown.